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Pensacola begins search for new billionaire philanthropist
An extensive nationwide search aimed at recruiting a new billionaire philanthropist to the Pensacola area is underway, city officials...
Trump announces new monorail project over Pensacola Bay
Even before taking office, President-elect Donald J. Trump has unveiled his plan for a futuristic transportation system, dubbed...
Crestview erupts in hellfire after council passes downtown alcohol amendment
In the wake of a 3-2 vote by the Crestview City Council to allow downtown businesses to serve...
Bare caps productive four-year term on Pensacola City Council
There was hardly a dry eye in the Pensacola City Council’s chambers Tuesday as popular city councilman Charles Bare...
Pensacola good ol’ boys shocked after not getting their way
This month’s vote to appoint yet another woman as the University of West Florida’s next president came as...
Congressional candidate doubles down with tank giveaway
Bolstered by the success of his recent AR-15 rifle giveaway on social media, State Senator and congressional candidate...
Pensacola city council approval rating somehow drops below zero
The Pensacola City Council’s approval rating has somehow dropped below zero, pollsters announced Friday, puzzling analysts and mathematicians, who...
Amid prison overcrowding, Fort Pickens to reopen as county jail
“We’ve just run out of ideas,” said Escambia County administrator Jack Brown, speaking during a press conference held...
Five things that didn’t take as long as last week’s Pensacola City Council meeting
Last Thursday’s Pensacola City Council meeting was epic in every sense of the word: epically mismanaged, epically silly...
Businesses flounder, downtown falls apart after food truck appears
Area sign printers are struggling to keep up with demand Tuesday as dozens of downtown business owners have...