Hayward decides to just cover Confederate monument with tarp until racism blows over Dirk Scuttlebutt·September 26, 2017With public opinion sharply divided following his suggestion that Pensacola’s most prominent Confederate monument be removed, Mayor Ashton...Satire·4 Comments·0
Judge’s order to remove Bayview Cross opens portal to Hell Dirk Scuttlebutt·June 19, 2017Just hours after federal judge Roger Vinson ordered a cross in Pensacola’s Bayview Park removed, sources confirmed that...Satire·40 Comments·0
Pensacola developers look to intensify, accelerate gentrification efforts Dirk Scuttlebutt·March 28, 2017With downtown Pensacola redevelopment in full swing, a group of developers is hoping to capitalize by aggressively reshaping and rebranding...Satire·6 Comments·0
Pensacola officials: “Homeless people shouldn’t make us feel sad” Dirk Scuttlebutt·March 6, 2017Frustrated by the ongoing homeless plague invading the city’s revitalized downtown, Pensacola officials are proposing a new measure to...Satire·16 Comments·0
Pensacola begins search for new billionaire philanthropist Dirk Scuttlebutt·January 26, 2017An extensive nationwide search aimed at recruiting a new billionaire philanthropist to the Pensacola area is underway, city officials...Satire·0 Comments·0
Trump announces new monorail project over Pensacola Bay Dirk Scuttlebutt·December 9, 2016Even before taking office, President-elect Donald J. Trump has unveiled his plan for a futuristic transportation system, dubbed...Satire·4 Comments·0
Crestview erupts in hellfire after council passes downtown alcohol amendment Dirk Scuttlebutt·November 30, 2016In the wake of a 3-2 vote by the Crestview City Council to allow downtown businesses to serve...Satire·4 Comments·0
Bare caps productive four-year term on Pensacola City Council Dirk Scuttlebutt·November 22, 2016There was hardly a dry eye in the Pensacola City Council’s chambers Tuesday as popular city councilman Charles Bare...Satire·0 Comments·0
Pensacola good ol’ boys shocked after not getting their way Dirk Scuttlebutt·September 23, 2016This month’s vote to appoint yet another woman as the University of West Florida’s next president came as...Satire·3 Comments·0
Congressional candidate doubles down with tank giveaway Dirk Scuttlebutt·June 29, 2016Bolstered by the success of his recent AR-15 rifle giveaway on social media, State Senator and congressional candidate...Satire·4 Comments·0